Sebastian is a screwball lobster from the stupid film "The
Little Mermaid. I don't know where Walt Disney got the lousy idea of having a creature like that to entertain kids. Well, he's not entirely funny, you know. He annoys me so much that I want to take his shell off and feed him to my ginger cat. Oh, by the way, I also love to blast his mermaid friend's tail off and feed her to my cat as well. Let's see if they can still sing that excruciating"
Under the Sea" song.
The name Sebastian is derived from the name Sebastianus that means "from Sebaste". It's a good thing that not all guys born with the name knew Little Mermaid by heart, or else I have to shut their heads in the oven. There are many Sebastians in the world. All of them gave valuable contributions to their respective fields.
Sebastian Cabot is an English navigator who served in England as the governor of the Merchant Adventurers. Sebastian Newbold Coe is a Briton who snagged four Olympic medals and create eight world records in middle-distance running. Sebastian Fabian Klonowic is a poet whose work are purely Polish and Latin. I've never read any of his poems. Why? Because I don't understand them, I'm not from Poland anyway.
